Posted on: November 1, 2025
femboy monster
Farnsworth House (1951). Image source: Britannica.

femboy things

These are 500ml consisting primarily of 499ml water and within dissolved all kinds of sugars (interestingly maltodextrine, as thickening agent, and sweetener is listed last).

Compared to cola, there is no tasteprofile or history present. Assuming cola, it once used to be made from the kola-nut, found on the african continent.

The drink initially (cola) was a "bitter" similar to some alcoholic bitters you will find in Europe e.g, fernet or stichpimpuli. The major difference was that it did not contain any alcohol on purpose, so could be sold en masse.

Monster has no distinct taste profile, or similar history. It became popularized by marketing campaigns targeting sports events. That's still something.

Now it ended up being a "femboy" juice.

I think we could have taken something more interesting than this, but yea

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